the-yolocaust:

imagine if on new years eve the ball drops and crashes and inside it was konys dead body

(Source: swarnpert, via bored--teenager)

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 
maritzac:

what boxes
disarms:

austene3:

OFFICER ON DECK!

cutie reporting for duty

antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 

(via relying-onfaith)

lesbianvenom:

the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé

(via rejected)

gearstation:

gearstation:

my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled

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WOW

(via johnisnotaheterosexual)

sharpedont:

sharpedont:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

(via relying-onfaith)

paigethenotebook:

tim4eus:

catsforlivvy:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese


*gasp of horror*

OHMYGOD STOP.

alright but

Hebrew tho

i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything
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